Zombiecrab, 37
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Dallas, TX, USA
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Locked and loaded im just a concerned father and huge nerd/geek. love anythin syfy and have a deep fear of zombies. so i have dedicated the last decade learning everything i can. lol, now i feel like one of the top dogs of zombiedom and kinda want to be known as one. its not a title thing more as a ability to have a serious conversation about zombies and the destruction of said zombies. so any one up for it? i can argue with a fence post but if you are right i will sure let you know. i was born with a hand cleft on my right hand. only have two fingers on it so it looks like a crab claw. thats why i go by crab. otherwise im a fun loving guy just trying to make up things to say to ensure my profile isnt weak. if you have read this whole thing i dont believe it. that someone would actually be interested and or entertained by my words. thank you. crab love
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Friendship Only
Height
5'09"
Weight
250 lbs
Body Type
pleasantly plump
Movies
sci-fi, comedy, horror, action, romantic comedy, animation, classics, psychological thrillers
Orientation
asexual
Eye Color
blue
Hair Color
dark brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Vulcan
Relationship
married
Have Kids
yes
Education Level
high school grad, some college, ain't had no skoolin
Profession
Manufacturing / Distributions
Income level
Less than $25,000
Do you smoke?
daily, like a chimney, chain smoker, hookah, cigarettes, cigars, pipe, clove cigarettes, ceremonial smoking, for medicinal purposes, 420
I currently live
with kids, with parents, with pets, with a significant other, in a van down by the river
Political Views
independent
Personality
nerd, fun loving, total slacker, jock, white trash, redneck, flirt, romantic, intellectual, tree hugger, playa hater, lover, geek, pirate, coffeeholic, clown
Individuality
piercings, psychic, pirate at heart, ninja, magician, superhero
Religious Views
Christian, Buddhist, Not Religious, Agnostic, Pagan, Wiccan
I'm looking for
friends only, penpal, romance, relationship, conversation, something interesting
My Sign
i was born in february, aquarius : jan. 20-feb. 18
Pets
Dogs, Cat, Guinea Pig, Tribbles
Gender
Male
Music
Bluegrass, Celtic, Chamber, Choir, Classical, Country, Dance, Death Metal, Folk, Gospel, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Industrial, Jazz, Jazz-Fusion, Karaoke, Metal, Opera, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, R and B, Rock, Screamo, Techno, Trance, Christian Rock, Reggae, Soul, Funk, Relaxation and Meditation
Hair Style
long hair, curly, ponytail, shag
Fitness & Sports
working out, cycling, walking, football (U.S.), rugby, wrestling, weightlifting, fencing, bowling, martial arts, hiking, dancing, tai chi, parkour
Health Related
herbalism, therapy
My Photos
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My Friends
No Friends Added Yet!
My Groups(8)
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Zombie Lover
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Professional Zombie Killer
1064 membersA group for people who are experienced in zombie extermination, and who are looking to share their knowledge and strategies.
Male Seeking Female Zombie
1124 membersA group for males seeking a female zombie to date, and who are looking for advice on how to find the right one.
Zombie (Mutated Virus)
1379 membersA group for people researching the mutated virus responsible for the zombie apocalypse, and how to survive it.
Zombie (Re-animated in Lab Experiment)
970 membersA group for people studying the science of re-animating dead tissue in a laboratory setting and the potential applications of such technology.
Zombie (Meteor Related)
565 membersA group for people interested in the effects of a meteor strike on the undead, and how to survive such an event.
Zombie Film FANatic
1043 membersA group for people who are passionate about zombie films, and who are looking to discuss and share their thoughts.
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