Stbastard, 47

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What do vegetarian zombies eat?
What do vegetarian zombies eat? GRAAAAAINS...
Now that I've made a bad joke I think you have a sense of what I'm like. I have more bad jokes...so many more.
In a zombie apocalypse situation I'd most likely die fairly quick. But I hope I'd at least be the dude who tells everyone else to go on without me and then takes hundreds of zombies with me in some sort of exciting explosive conclusion.
About Me
Gender Male
Orientation Straight
Height 6'04"
Weight 270 lbs
Body Type a few extra pounds, large, voluptuous
Movies horror, indie, steamy, drama, action, sci-fi, comedy
Orientation bisexual
Eye Color blue, green
Hair Color bald
Ethnicity Caucasian
Relationship single - never married, single
Have Kids no - do not want kids, no - open to adoption
Education Level college grad
Profession Other
Income level Less than $25,000
Do you smoke? no - open to dating smokers though, cigars
I currently live alone, on a pirate ship
Political Views ndp - the new democratic party (canada), the liberal party (canada), not interested in politics
Food Related BRAINS!!!, Thai, Spicy, Italian, Comfort, Chinese, Indian, Carnivore
Personality geek, lover, coffeeholic, romantic, introvert, fun loving, nerd, liberal, flirt
Individuality pirate at heart, stache, goatee
Religious Views Agnostic
I'm looking for miss right now, dating, soulmate, something interesting, conversation, fun, friends only, miss right, the yin to my yang, romance, relationship
My Sign i don't believe in zodiac signs, cancer : june 21-july 22, i was born in july
Gender Male
Music Hardcore, Punk, Alternative Rock, Classical, Country, Death Metal, Folk, Rock, Metal, Industrial, Indie, Heavy Metal, Hard Rock
Hair Style shaved head
Fitness & Sports walking, bowling
Health Related diabetic, challenging dietary issues, western medicine, challenging health issues, chronic health issues

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