Am looking for a woman with brains. Wit, intelligence, humor, creativity, sarcasm... but above all BRAAAAINS...
Tired of traditional dating sites because they are all cookie cutter people "like omg i want a sensitive guy who won't send me weiner pics as soon as I talk to him" or "Lookin for my 4 wheel drive redneck woman."
I am looking for someone who can make me laugh and appreciate our time before the hordes of undead come flooding through the streets.
Looks? fairly unimportant in comparison to intelligence and wit. Make me laugh every day and I am yours.
I have three kids from a previous. Have full custody. So if a guy who dedicates like 98% of his time to his kids is an issue, skip on to the next profile. My larvae are pretty important to me.
Best way to get my attention? Message me with your favorite joke, and I will return the favor.
Retroviral66762, 48
currently offline
Pittsburg, KS, USA
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Looking for a woman with BRAAAAINS...
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
6'03"
Weight
250 lbs
Hobbies & Interests
writing, wine tasting, video games, television, sculpting, pole dancing, baking, comic books, computers, fleamarkets, photography, internet, killing zombies, movies, music
Body Type
a few extra pounds
Movies
horror, fantasy, drama, classics, action, indie, psychological thrillers, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
green
Hair Color
auburn
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
divorced, separated
Have Kids
yes - single parent home
Education Level
college grad
Profession
Construction / Craftsman
Income level
$25,000-$50,000
Do you smoke?
electronic cigarettes
Do you drink?
socially
I currently live
with kids
Political Views
democrat, liberal, socialist
Food Related
Omnivore, BRAINS!!!
Personality
nerd, liberal, intellectual, geek, freak, clown, artistic
Individuality
tattoos, beard, goatee, stache, paranormal believer
Religious Views
Atheist, Agnostic
I'm looking for
conversation, dating, the yin to my yang
My Sign
leo : july 23-aug. 22
Pets
No pets currently (but like them)
Gender
Male
Music
Ska, Alternative Rock, Death Metal, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Indie, Metal, Punk, Rap
Hair Style
short hair
Fitness & Sports
walking
Health Related
minor health issues
Languages
English, French
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