Christpherjames, 41

Quick Moving Zombie Moving Slower When I was living, I prided myself on being an intelligent person. I didn't know all the elements of politics or every reference in The New Yorker but I did relish my ability to maintain a decent conversation; whether about important subjects like race & religion... or something as silly as the social implications of The Simpsons.

I was a good guy or at least I tried to be. My friends would tell me I was funny and I guess that was true, since I seemed to make them laugh. When I was alive I was a professional musician, writer and artist - anything that allowed me to be creative. I released a few albums, had a few cartoons & short stories published, done some acting - just a number of things kind of all over the place. I woud usually hold down a job to make ends meet, but my love was always in being creative.

I am recently separated (as of July 2009, after my walking dead wife fell for another corpse) and I'm still kind of feeling out what the afterlife is like at this point.

I tend to be a rather dark person, but I've always just felt that I can embrace all sides of the spectrum: There can be peace & happiness in darkness as much as there can be chaos & disorder in light. I just happen to be much happier in darkness. I used to have an interest in motorcycles and enjoyed random acts of spontaneity, especially late at night in downtown areas of major cities, but lately I've just enjoyed eating people, eating out, eating people out and standing outside shopping malls.

People tell me that I am a very intense creature.